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Here’s a Collection of Assholes Who Hope/Are Glad That Their Fantasy Football Team Wasn’t Affected by a Murder-Suicide

There’s a tragic story coming out of Kansas City this morning in which a Chiefs player allegedly took his life at the team’s practice facility after he’d murdered his girlfriend. This is awful news, and reporters near the situation were careful not to name the player or his girlfriend until the families had been notified.

Twitter being what it is, there were plenty of assholes hoping that the player wasn’t Jamaal Charles or Dwayne Bowe, purely for the sake of their fantasy football teams. Doing a search for “not jamaal charles” or “not dwayne bowe” was pretty much the anal sphincter into Twitter’s colon.

Here are those fuckwits, presented without further comment.

Update: I’m keeping those searches open in separate browser tabs, and garbage keeps trickling in. I’m updating this with everything I see while I work on other things.


Finally, ESPN fantasy expert Matthew Berry tweets out something that he shouldn’t have to…:

…and the reaction is predictable:



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